Holly & Alexander, India, 2015

21 January, 2015

Hi all!

We have arrived safely in Jaipur after a pretty hairy car ride from Agra, which our driver must have done at record speed, using the hard shoulder as a means to undertake slower moving camels and trucks at every opportunity. We are, however, quite relived to be out of the chaos of Delhi. The Taj Mahal, which we nipped to on 'the way' from Delhi to Jaipur was glorious and thanks to the fore mentioned speedy driving we got there so early that we were one of the first bunch in. We have been up since 5.30am having only left my friend Deeps house at 1pm as he wouldn't let us go!!! He burnt us a chicken (don't ask) and plied Al with Indian wine and peanuts until we could make our goodbyes.

I love our hotel here in Jaipur..its quaint Jus, and kind of quirky. I treated Al to an Ayervedic massage which was lovely, And we just had a lovely roof top meal at the sister hotel of ours with twinkly lights and even a couple of fireworks! Al has let me do all the food choosing and so far I've done good! Tonight was the best meal yet. We scoffed ourselves whilst snuggled under blankets and Al had his first Kingfisher beer.

Tomorrow we get up and pootle off to the Amber fort and pink city, and then we are (weather permitting) going to do a balloon ride over Jaipur..I can't keep this boy out of the sky!!

Tomorrow night we have the luxury of a second class, three bunk sleeper train to look forward to for 12 hrs to take us deep into the Rajasthani desert and to Jaisalmer for camel safaris and adventures.

Over and out (and ciao) for now

H&A

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26 January, 2015

Namaste!

So where did I leave you?? Oh yes!

Jaipur.

Well, the day after our massages we hired a tuk tuk driver called Mo for the day for the grand expense of £5 and he acted as our tour guide, restaurant critic and shopping instructor which really was a good bargain itself I feel. We learnt a lot about Mo during our 8 hours together including having a rummage (at his insistence) through a book of business cards of his 'English friends'. We learnt that Mo has been working hard as a tuk tuk driver for over 16 years and despite the fact that the rickshaw itself had no wing mirrors and kept braking down every few kilometres, he was immensely proud that he could save up 800$ a year to pay for both his children to go to 'private' school. He was especially proud of his little girl, (who most people apparently told him not to bother to educate), as she was top in her class and working hard for a scholarship so that her dad could relax a bit. We ended up giving him £10 for the day.

Did I mention it rained that day?! It poured. I got out my very fetching rain coat and pootled around looking like a plump and lopsided ghost. It cheered up in the afternoon, but not in time for our balloon ride unfortunately, but to brighten the mood we did find some nice emporiums and a clothing sale where we bought a couple of warm mens coats for the chilly evenings. I made Al promise that we will give them away to someone before we leave.

We ate another delicious meal at Peacock and then headed to the train station for our over night train.

Al had sense of humour failure when we got to the station and saw the hundreds of (rather dirty and smelly) people waiting to get on our train. When we did get on, a family with two small children had pretty much taken over the whole birth and Al and I had to cramp up with our suitcases and lie in a ball to fit. Come 6am, the baby was screaming and we weren't getting off until 12!

Eventually we arrived in Jaisalmer and our gorgeous little hotel within the fort.


After a thorough decontamination we set off for lunch and a mozy around the sights. We had a chilled evening where I didn't do my best ordering and an early night.

Camel safari day!!! We were collected shortly after breakfast and were driven about an hour outside Jaisalmer to a village called Khuri, where we were given a jerky jeep ride around town before a thali lunch and our camels arrived with our guides - two boys aged 12 & 8. My camel was called Disco and was a frisky fellow with a mind of his own! Even so, we enjoyed a wonderful afternoon wondering through the desert, the boys took us to their village where we saw their school and met a few of their friends (one of whom was trying to get my to give her all my belongings..she settled for my only pen), let us rest at the beginning of the sand dunes where we both promptly fell into a snooze, and then took us deep into the dunes where we stopped and watched the sunset. We had dinner around a campfire with local musicians and dancers entertaining us, and finally we ventured off in a jeep, back to the sand dunes, where a chap called Mohinda built us a bed out of sheets and cushions, set us a fire, and then shot off into the night, leaving us to sleep alone beneath the stars.

I slept surprising well, Al not so much. We woke up just after sunrise, when we were collected, and after just managing to escape having our breakfast stolen by a goat, we were driven back to Jaisalmer.

And that was yesterday! We showered and headed out for more temples and some unsuccessful shopping (in my eyes) and spent the afternoon relaxing on the rooftop of our hotel. Dinner was chilled and then an early night as we were up at 5.30am this morning to get the train to Jodhpur.





We only had an afternoon in Jodhpur and we really made the most of it. We did the tour of the fort in record time and then did a special zip line tour off the fort walls itself! It was such a fun thing to do and the views were incredible. We go pro-ed it and did our best at doing one handed selfies which was amusing!! I dragged Al out to the antique emporiums and we just finished a delicious meal on a haveli rooftop, with the fort all lit up on its hill.

Up early again tomorrow for another 5/6 hour train to Pushkar, so will leave it there for now.

Lots of love to all and ciao for now

H&A
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4 February, 2015

Hello all

It is now February and as such we have migrated to balmier climes, and it is 34 deg C as I write this from the upper deck of our houseboat in Kerala, whilst we sip coconut water out of freshly picked coconuts..but I digress.

I left you the night before we boarded another train to Pushkar and it is there that I shall pick up from.



We arrived in Pushkar at about lunchtime (me somehow having contracted the flu) and did our now ritualistic decontamination from the train. 6 hours of lying flat on a bunk in a filthy train with what we now refer to as BFGS (initials of four pretty disgusting and noisy bodily functions that fellow travellers seem happy to put us through), doing their thing non stop, can make even a cold, dribbly shower feel like heaven.

We had lunch at Baba's rooftop restaurant, where we quickly learnt that neither meat nor alcohol would be consumed for the next three days (I am, as it turns out, unequivocally a carnivore). We took the rest of the afternoon to wonder around the bazaar and to settle into our quirky (Jus) hotel.





Thanking the universe that we didn't have to heave ourselves into another train for a few days, we slept in the next day and after more vegetables, we hit the ghats (including Ghandi ghat where the forementioned was scattered post cremation) and local temples before climbing up 1k to the top of a nearby mill (our new word for a small mountain or large hill!) to the temple at the top. The views were incredible and Marge, it was no easier doing it the second time around!!! We were thoroughly pooped after that, so relaxed the afternoon and evening away.

Our final day in Pushkar had some excitement in store! When I lived in India I spent a lot of time on the back of various friends Royal Enfield Bullet motorbikes and we had been playing 'spot the bullet' ever since we arrived in Delhi. Today was the day that we would rent one of our own! Now Marge and Pops, you may want to skip reading this bit..Al decided that a 350cc wouldn't do so we went to whole hog and got a 500cc which backfired and blasted as soon as you managed to kick start the damn thing. Anyway..it was a beautiful machine..old and needing a bit of tlc, but it was ours for the day. Al drove us out of Pushkar until we found a little slip road with barely any traffic so that I could have a go 😃. I did so well that soon I had Al on the back and I was negotiating my way onto the main road, up the windy, steep mountain road towards Ajmer. Fellow motorists could barely contain themselves at the sight of a GIRL driving a BOY on a bike. We got hooted at (more than usual), given thumbs up and even cheered. People stared so much that for their own safety we decided to swap back over!



Al rode us back into Pushkar and along a road that stopped abruptly and around dirt tracks for a while, where I fell in love with a little puppy with a broken paw and cried when Al wouldn't let me take him to the local animal hospital.




That night we returned to Babas and repacked our bags for yet another train journey.

The train to Udaipur was at a much more social time than previously and this time we even had seats! 5 hours later and not feeling like we had the onset of bedsores, we arrived in Udaipur.

It is my first time in Udaipur and I love it. Al says it's his favourite place in India so far, although I'm not sure that means much as he has said that at nearly every place we've been to.

Udaipur is very different to the very dry Rajasthani cities we've been to so far, it is lush and the efforts of the royal family to better the city for the sake of tourism is notable in comparison to some of its northerly cousins. Our hotel is a lovely heritage haveli and looks out onto the lake. Al is obsessed with the Taj lake palace hotel and is determined that we stay there when we next visit. We indulge in a late lunch of chicken thali (CHICKEN!!! Hurray!!) and then take a boat tour around the lake just before sunset..it is beautiful.



That night we dined at the best restaurant in Udaipur and as Al was rubbing his hands together at the thought of their 'extensive wine list' the waiter came over and announced that it was a national dry day.

Al was not amused.

Not even vaguely amused.

The food was delicious (fish, chicken and what I was desperately trying to pretend wasn't goat) and despite the waiters snooty attitude to a women doing the ordering and als insistence that it was the waiters fault that he couldn't have a drink, we passed a romantic and relaxing evening looking out at Octopussys lair.

The next morning we breakfasted at a place that served healthy food that made us feel odd and then went to take a tour of the palace..our favourite so far. After admiring the opulent crystal collection, we ate more food and then perused through a few shops and bazaars. Dinner was on the rooftop of the hotel that we were meant to stay at but at the last minute realised that they had never confirmed to us, which was our favourite meal so far! Absolutely delicious and Al got his long awaited glass of wine.

The next day we had the morning to relax and wonder and then we flew from Udaipur to Mumbai and then Mumbai to Kochi, running to catch our connection and praying that our luggage made it through the transfer (it did). We arrived at our hotel in Fort Cochin at about 10.30pm.

Cochin is beautifully warm and sunny. We ate breakfast at the hotel and then went exploring. We walked up and down the Chinese fishing nets, drank our first coconut, and walked along to Ghandi beach. After the tastiest fish thali lunch, we sat a while looking at the water and then hired a tuk tuk driver to take us to Mattancherry and Jew town. We had drinks and then dinner in what the guide book described as 'movie star surroundings' and ate posh and slightly pretentious, but by no means not delicious food and walked ourselves home.

And that was yesterday, although I'm not sure exactly when you will get this as there is no wifi on the houseboat.

We have been drifting through the backwaters of Alleppey since this morning and have so far eaten some local fish that we bought from a fish seller and have some scrummy prawns to have for dinner. It is incredibly peaceful here and Al is even having a snooze by my feet.



Actually..that seems like a very good idea right now, so I shall leave it there and join Al for a sunlit nap on the floor.

Lots of love and ciao for now

H&A

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